Welcome Alcohologists,

As you may or may not be aware, with the recent advent of the cybernets, we have become capable of bringing to you new and choice tales from the adventures of the Betty White. We will be releasing these adventures in digital format for your various reading devices. Apparently that is all the more technology allowed here on Earth, otherwise, we would beam them directly inside your brain space.

If, for some reason, you do not enjoy our absolutely true adventures, then perhaps you can go fuck yourself.

These tales are not for the weak at heart, nor are they for the weak of mind.

However, if, as we suspect, you are capable of enjoying the exciting comedy, daring heroics, and wanton lustuality, then we suggest you pick up the first episode, “Cock-Blocking Odin.”

The books are maintained by our official Biographers Richard Stump and Charles U Farley. We hope that they do a satisfactory job, otherwise, we may be forced to replace them with Fornicons.

Fornicons always please.

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